Facebook Status Translator

Have you ever read a Facebook status and thought to yourself, “I wonder what this person is really trying to say.” Well, you don’t have to wonder any longer. I am here to decode some of those confusing statuses for you.

Ok, so I can’t really decode all of the confusing statuses on FB, but I am attempting to decode a certain type of status update. This certain type of status update comes from girls in their late teens to early twenties. It typically involves the girl complaining about her life, her looks or numerous other things in her life. That’s when the guys swoop in and leave her all kinds of reassuring “kind” comments meant to make her feel better.

The guys will tell her how beautiful she is, how amazing she is, what an amazing body she has etc. There is a double meaning to all of those guys comments. I believe that most of them just want to get “laid”. *Please note I said most not all.

I’ve seen many different examples of these types of status updates. I started to realize that people have different motives behind their Facebook statuses and comments. Some of us want attention, some of us want to share, and some just want a quick hook-up.

What do YOU want from your Facebook statuses?


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