Here are the best messages I have received from an online dating so far:
Beware these are so ridiculous, I can hardly believe I received them.
I would swim the Amazon River with 45 lbs. dumbells tied to my scrotum and Rosie O’ Donnell on my back spitting gravy in my face just to have the chance to share a spaghetti dinner with you on a webcam with dial up connection.
I would hug a cactus then swim through shark infested salt water to the arctic to do battle with an angry mother polar bear on a 2×2 foot iceberg for the chance to share a bowl of spaghetti with you.
WTH? First off they both want to eat spaghetti with me. What’s with that? What do these messages mean? And should I respond?